1. Aspire to                                  be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2.                                   If the shoe fits - buy them in every                                  color.
3. Take life with a pinch  of                                  salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of                                  tequila.
4. In need of a support  group? -                                  Cocktail hour with the girls!
5.  Go                                  on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so  far I've                                  lost 15 days...where does time go).
6.                                   When life gets you down - just put on  your big                                  girl panties and deal with it.
7.  Let                                  your greatest fear be that there is no  PMS and                                  this is just your                                  personality. 
8. I know  I'm                                  in my own little world, but it's ok.  They all                                  know me here.
9. Lead me not into                                   temptation, I can find it                                  myself. 
10. Don't get your  knickers                                  in a knot, it solves nothing and makes  you walk                                  funny.
11. When life gives you  lemons,                                  turn it into lemonade then mix it with  vodka and                                  ice. 
12. Remember wherever there  is                                  a good looking, sweet, single or married  man                                  there is some woman who is tired of his                                  bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up,  only the                                  first 40 years of parenthood are                                  hard.
14. If it has Tires or  Testicles                                  it's gonna give you trouble.
15.  By the                                  time a woman realizes her mother was  right, she                                  has a daughter who thinks she's                                  wrong.
'Good friends are like                                  stars.........You don't always see them,  but you                                  know they are always there'.
'Remember                                   yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but  live                                  today'.
Live...Laugh...Love!                                    
And raise your glass....cuz we all                                  have                                  class!
XoXo,
Zxen
 
 
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